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THE DEWY BLOG



Common Sense
One of the first questions I typically ask people is "What do you do?" Though it may seem like small talk, it is an incredibly revealing...


The Many Uses of Plastic
Plastic does not care what you do. It does not mind what you think. Just as malleable as flesh without all that annoying stink. Plastic...


I Am Dumb
No. Not like that. Well, maybe. Depends on who you ask. But that's besides the point. Twelve days ago, I had surgery on my vocal cords....


A Prison Named Paradise: Proof of Concept
My last blog post was my first attempt at an epic poem (in that a long poem like that is called an epic; actual epic-ness is subject to...


A Prison Named Paradise
An outside surrounds society completely and undeniably. It cannot be escaped. It beckons to all. We hear its song and call, but have been...


*More* Reasons I Have White Coat Hypertension
In an earlier post, I confessed that doctors make me so nervous that it raises my blood pressure. And it doesn't just stem from the...


A Closing Argument
Pictured: May it please the court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard from the prosecution on a number of things. And they...


Doctors Are Great, Except When They Aren't
White coat hypertension is a phenomena/condition that is now common enough to have a name in the medical community. Doctors found that...


The Pledge of Allegiance*
*Annotated I pledge allegiance (1) to the Flag (2) of the United States of America, (3) and to the Republic (4) for which it stands, (5)...


Why Justice is Blind: It Must Not See Its Actions (A Lawyer's Haiku)
A terrible craft Enforcing what some deserve The job never ends Clocking in each day To process sins of others Going home after Enjoying...
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