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THE DEWY BLOG



I Am Dumb
No. Not like that. Well, maybe. Depends on who you ask. But that's besides the point. Twelve days ago, I had surgery on my vocal cords....


A Prison Named Paradise: Proof of Concept
My last blog post was my first attempt at an epic poem (in that a long poem like that is called an epic; actual epic-ness is subject to...


A Prison Named Paradise
An outside surrounds society completely and undeniably. It cannot be escaped. It beckons to all. We hear its song and call, but have been...


*More* Reasons I Have White Coat Hypertension
In an earlier post, I confessed that doctors make me so nervous that it raises my blood pressure. And it doesn't just stem from the...


A Closing Argument
Pictured: May it please the court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard from the prosecution on a number of things. And they...


Doctors Are Great, Except When They Aren't
White coat hypertension is a phenomena/condition that is now common enough to have a name in the medical community. Doctors found that...


The Pledge of Allegiance*
*Annotated I pledge allegiance (1) to the Flag (2) of the United States of America, (3) and to the Republic (4) for which it stands, (5)...


Why Justice is Blind: It Must Not See Its Actions (A Lawyer's Haiku)
A terrible craft Enforcing what some deserve The job never ends Clocking in each day To process sins of others Going home after Enjoying...


Trust Us. But Don't *Trust* Trust Us.
If you missed it, there is a galactic merger going on between the Milky Way, Andromeda and Triangulum galaxies happening right now! I...


It's About Control
One of the most common justifications for the erasure and persecution of LGBTQ+ people is that it is "to preserve the innocence of...


The Book of Benjamin
Hey honey! Wanted to give you a journal so you can record memories for Boaz and Abigail as they grow up. Hard to believe they're already...
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