The Mygeeto Effect

Did you know the world is cyclical? We've been subject to the Mygeeto Effect, which started in the year 0 and makes crazy things happen to the world every 11 years?

Don't believe me? It only took 3 cycles for it to bring about the death of a certain important figure you've probably heard about whose name rhymes with Cheezus. Fast forward 173 more cycles and you get the start of the Spanish Civil War and the founding of the Rome-Berlin Axis.

And it doesn't stop there. Here is a handy diagram showing what has happened during some of the cycles.

Pictured: It's real!

And now, what if I told you that we are about to hit a new threshold? One that hasn't been reached since the Mygeeto Effect started? We just came off a particularly bumpy one with 2024 and it isn't scheduled to let up until 2035!

Well, you'd have fallen for the bait. I made this up. Mygeeto is a random planet from Star Wars.

Pictured: You may be feeling a little silly right now.

The truth is, if you pick a random interval, chances are you can piece together some kind of narrative. Remember this next time someone tries to tell you its a blah blah blah year and therefore you need to watch out.

Chances are, something was already going to happen because that's just how humanity works. Important things happen every year.